When Alan Shepard was waiting for liftoff to become the first American in space, a reporter asked him what he was thinking about. He replied “The fact that every part of this ship was built by the low bidder.”
hey dickhead that’s not how you wear a watch.
can’t stop listening to this
i heard this song for the first time yesterday and it’s so clearly about eating pussy i was shocked like come on lady antebellum my mom listens to this shit.